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Here’s another, better one. A cover of “Here Comes the Sun” by The Beatles. Go to YouTube and subscribe PLEASE <3
Yes, I do realize the sound is off.
Anyway, enjoy my humourous little Harry Potter song <3
The first time I listened to the song “Leisure Suite” by Feist, I thought she was singing some part in French. Then today, I listened again and realized she was saying “in my leisure seat”… however, I wondered if it was one of those songs where the singer sang one thing but made it sound like another thing. So, curious, I got on “Google Translate” and typed in “in marie je suis” which came out to mean “I am married in”.
That can’t be right, I thought. So I tried again with “un marie je suis”. Humourously, the result was “I’m a big shot”.
Now, those are some good lyrics.
LOL i hella laughed at this part
hahahahahaha
hahha!
What’s really funny is I about cried from laughing at this and I ran to tell my mother immediately.
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(*Disclaimer: Sarcasm IS intended*)
So, I’m reading Gulliver’s Travels for my… darling English class. We have to read the book and write an essay using some sort of crazy literary theory. In my case, I have to use the theory of narratology to find “an alternate way of perceiving this story”. I know, right? Anyway. I’m reading the book and Gulliver starts into this lovely explanation of how he relieves himself, which he claims is to reveal his true cleanliness… right…. Then later he gets shot at by all these little people and the court ties them up and gives them to Gulliver. Gulliver puts five into his pocket but pretends to almost eat the sixth. Only to let him go. He does a little washrinserepeat with the other five… which humours the court. Yay, cannibalism..?
Gulliver, you’re just so entertaining with your bathroom manners and your cannibalism. Honestly, I must admit I laughed. But most likely out of being unsure of a proper response. When all else fails: laugh, right?
Luna Lovegood
I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.
Born: 2 May(?), 1981
Blood status: Pure-blood or half-blood
House: Ravenclaw
Wand: Unknown
Patronus: Hare
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I just subscribed to Teen Vogue magazine online and, therefore, I’m extremely excited. For some reason, however, I keep having this ridiculous thought that it’s going to just magically appear in my mailbox within the next few seconds. Either I am foolishly irrational or extremely addicted to Harry Potter. I wonder if Teen Vogue ever magically appears in mailboxes in the Wizarding World? If so, I’m moving.
See you in a few weeks, wonderfully unmagical Teen Vogue.
