AllThingsJenni

Staring at the Blank Page before you...

  • 7th December
    2011
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  • 15th March
    2011
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  • 17th January
    2011
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Here’s another, better one.  A cover of “Here Comes the Sun” by The Beatles.  Go to YouTube and subscribe PLEASE <3

  • 17th January
    2011
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Yes, I do realize the sound is off.

Anyway, enjoy my humourous little Harry Potter song <3

  • 13th January
    2011
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Un Marie Je Suis

The first time I listened to the song “Leisure Suite” by Feist, I thought she was singing some part in French. Then today, I listened again and realized she was saying “in my leisure seat”… however, I wondered if it was one of those songs where the singer sang one thing but made it sound like another thing. So, curious, I got on “Google Translate” and typed in “in marie je suis” which came out to mean “I am married in”

That can’t be right, I thought. So I tried again with “un marie je suis”. Humourously, the result was “I’m a big shot”

Now, those are some good lyrics. 

  • 12th January
    2011
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  • 12th January
    2011
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The Jenn's and Their Nanners...?

  • Jenni: JENNNANANANAAAA.
  • Jenna: Hahahahaha, yes, darling?
  • Jenni: Jennana... like a banana... but no spiders.
  • Jenna: ?
  • Jenni: Spiders... on bananas....?
  • Jenna: Yes...?
  • MALFOY MANOR!
  • Jenni: You know.. your name.. okay. WHAT?
  • Jenna: What about spiders?
  • Jenni: SPIDERS ARE ON NANNERS.
  • Jenna: Where?
  • Jenni: Everywheres.
  • Jenna: Not on banana's.
  • Jenni: Yes.
  • Jenna: No.
  • Jenni: There's TARANTULAS in crates. They make their nests when the nanners are still hanging.... then there are little tiny yellow spiders that get shipped over with the nanners and they're ALL OVER. ALL OVER!
  • Jenna: I don't eat them...
  • Jenni: me neither. I hates nanners cause of spiders on nanners.
  • 11th January
    2011
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Gulliver’s Travels (the book, not the movie, people!)

(*Disclaimer: Sarcasm IS intended*)

So, I’m reading Gulliver’s Travels for my… darling English class. We have to read the book and write an essay using some sort of crazy literary theory. In my case, I have to use the theory of narratology to find “an alternate way of perceiving this story”. I know, right? Anyway. I’m reading the book and Gulliver starts into this lovely explanation of how he relieves himself, which he claims is to reveal his true cleanliness… right…. Then later he gets shot at by all these little people and the court ties them up and gives them to Gulliver. Gulliver puts five into his pocket but pretends to almost eat the sixth. Only to let him go. He does a little washrinserepeat with the other five… which humours the court. Yay, cannibalism..? 

Gulliver, you’re just so entertaining with your bathroom manners and your cannibalism. Honestly, I must admit I laughed. But most likely out of being unsure of a proper response. When all else fails: laugh, right?

  • 10th January
    2011
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time-turner:

Luna Lovegood I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.Born: 2 May(?), 1981Blood status: Pure-blood or half-bloodHouse: RavenclawWand: UnknownPatronus: Hare

time-turner:

Luna Lovegood
I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.
Born: 2 May(?), 1981
Blood status: Pure-blood or half-blood
House: Ravenclaw
Wand: Unknown
Patronus: Hare

(via broldenite)

  • 10th January
    2011
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Teen Vogue

I just subscribed to Teen Vogue magazine online and, therefore, I’m extremely excited.  For some reason, however, I keep having this ridiculous thought that it’s going to just magically appear in my mailbox within the next few seconds.  Either I am foolishly irrational or extremely addicted to Harry Potter.  I wonder if Teen Vogue ever magically appears in mailboxes in the Wizarding World?  If so, I’m moving. 

See you in a few weeks, wonderfully unmagical Teen Vogue.